On vient de me filer ce test, c'est débile (m'enfin c'est le principe même d'un test) mais ça m'a permi de revoir un peu mon anglais (je sais les résultats sont que pour quelques clans lol) :


http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=5394

What vampire clan do you belong to?
You scored as a Ventrue
You belong to the Ventrue bloodline, the aristocrats of the vampire underworld. The Ventrue have a natural dominating power over all other creatures, living and otherwise. For this reason they are almost always in charge of vampire society. They are, however, so accustomed to being fed witha a silver spoon that they have a problem digesting the blood of their "inferiors".
Ventrue 63%
Malkavian 58%
Gangrel 58%
Toreador 54%
Brujah 50%
Nosferatu 46%
Tremere 21%

What vampire clan do you belong to?
You scored as a Gangrel
You belong to the Gangrel bloodline. Gangrel are very in touch with nature and for this reason are often loners and hermits. They have a very keen sense of the beast inside them and can let it out with devastating results. They do, however, have a bit less control over their impulsive, animalistic nature and are easy to drive into an uncontrollable frenzy.


Gangrel 79%
Ventrue 75%
Brujah 67%
Toreador 67%
Nosferatu 46%
Malkavian 46%
Tremere 42%

What vampire clan do you belong to?
You scored as a Tremere
You belong to the Tremere bloodline, the sorcerors of the vampire underworld. The Tremere command a terrible power over the blood of others. Many Tremere could pop a human being like a pimple with a wave of their hand. For this reason, many other vampires are wary around these cold, remorseless kin. All their time spent studying, however, has left them severely lacking in the physical department
Tremere
71%
Malkavian
71%
Gangrel
67%
Brujah
63%
Toreador
63%
Nosferatu
54%
Ventrue
42%

vous comprenez mieux pourquoi mes scénarios sont tordus intelluctuels et bourrins...

You scored as a Nosferatu

You belong to the Nosferatu bloodline. The Nosferatu are the spies and theives of the vampire underworld who prefer to go without being seen. This is fitting as their bloodline has twisted them into hideous, loathesome creatures. As such, most other vampires only speak to them when they absolutely must, making them quite the social outcasts. At least the sewer rats seem to like you.

Nosferatu 63%
Toreador 58%
Tremere 50%
Gangrel 50%
Malkavian 38%
Ventrue 33%
Brujah 21%

You scored as a Malkavian

You belong to the Malkavian bloodline. The Malkavians are blessed with an "inner sight" which often gives them great perception and even clairvoyance. Many are sought for their counsel and insight. The drawback, however, is that they are all entirely insane. If a vampire is speaking in obscure riddles, it's a fair bet they are of Malkavian blood.

I see dead people...lol